wittingly: (Cᴏᴍᴇ ғʟᴀɪʟɪɴɢ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ)
ɪᴀɴ ғᴏᴡʟᴇʀ ([personal profile] wittingly) wrote in [community profile] raiamemes 2021-05-11 05:28 am (UTC)

Definitely not.

( With some faint amusement -- not as much as his usual default, but enough. )

Trust me, it would not actually make this taste any better. I've tried. No, I have a whole method for this, it's fool-proof. Works with pixie sticks, country time lemonade, tang, you name it.

( Times were real rough, the struggle was real when you could find packets of kool-aid but not a single bottle of anything stronger than a wine cooler anywhere. )

It's kind of like the whole, you know, salt and lime technique. Step one--

( He slides a packet over, followed by the cup of water. )

You just put it directly on your tongue. Not, like, so much that you inhale dust and die, but like a solid pinch, alright? Step two, you down this shit as quickly as possible. Step three, more powder and a mouth full of water. Some real science went into this, they should put it in textbooks.

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