[Lance scrunches his nose briefly at the mention of someone leaving their husband for the cow guy, but okay, good, this is more talking.]

Yeah, I guess it would make a big difference for things like that, especially those two in specific. Though I do have to say that, really terrible or not, it's kind of amazing to me that coffee is actually easier to get here than in New Amsterdam.

[Just, you know, on a related note. And for that matter it was easier to get good coffee in Hadriel than it is here; what a weird multiverse this is.]