[Good, excellent, this is a start. Lance listens as Ian complains, but then the story shifts to this dude with a cow, and Lance can't help but raise his eyebrows in both amusement and disbelief.]
Okay, dairy products are good and all, but now I'm thinking like... How much is milk really worth?
[Is milk worth your dignity if it means getting busy with the cow-man? Probably not. Even in an apocalypse. It's not like they were getting to eat the cow; that might've been worth it.]
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Okay, dairy products are good and all, but now I'm thinking like... How much is milk really worth?
[Is milk worth your dignity if it means getting busy with the cow-man? Probably not. Even in an apocalypse. It's not like they were getting to eat the cow; that might've been worth it.]