( He laments, because Lance is nothing if not good at 5D chess. It's a completely innocuous hook to bait, and just miserable enough to draw a legitimate reaction. )
Fuck, even fake dairy was just...
( He shakes his head. )
We had one cow. ( Back home, he means, but he's not gonna specify that. ) Actually, this guy named Ron had one cow, and it got him... so much action. You have no idea how fast that shit spoiled, it was impossible to get after the power went down. One asshole with a cow, though...
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( He laments, because Lance is nothing if not good at 5D chess. It's a completely innocuous hook to bait, and just miserable enough to draw a legitimate reaction. )
Fuck, even fake dairy was just...
( He shakes his head. )
We had one cow. ( Back home, he means, but he's not gonna specify that. ) Actually, this guy named Ron had one cow, and it got him... so much action. You have no idea how fast that shit spoiled, it was impossible to get after the power went down. One asshole with a cow, though...
( Fucking.
Ron. )