( Weird alien expanding clothes. Ian shoots him possibly the most skeptical look this planet has ever seen. )
That's... what you're going with? That's your alternative explanation?
( Okay. Fine. Let him just-
He doesn't even touch this time; one blue glow later and some of the colorful stitching on Takoda's shirt swims to the front to spell out kick me across his chest. )
Fucking alien clothes, man. So annoying.
( You have his utmost sympathy, expressed via a firm clap on the shoulder and then a turn like he means to start walking away on that truly awesome note. Because, you know, the cool points or whatever, not because he actually has any urgent business anywhere. )
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That's... what you're going with? That's your alternative explanation?
( Okay. Fine. Let him just-
He doesn't even touch this time; one blue glow later and some of the colorful stitching on Takoda's shirt swims to the front to spell out kick me across his chest. )
Fucking alien clothes, man. So annoying.
( You have his utmost sympathy, expressed via a firm clap on the shoulder and then a turn like he means to start walking away on that truly awesome note. Because, you know, the cool points or whatever, not because he actually has any urgent business anywhere. )