It's Lord, if you're going to be cute about it.

( so at least he comes by the prissiness honestly, even if at least half of his authority is borrowed and the other half he'd earned by giving a thorough kicking to anyone ambitious enough to challenge him. )

Kids these days. ( he shakes his head. ) No respect.

( but absent anything better to do, he turns his attention to the cart and the wheel. )

I don't think I've seen you inhale anything that quick since last Samhain.